To Love is to Destroy

sundancekidallie: coveredinsnow-: #GO UNDERCOVER Natasha...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:39:21 -0400

coveredinsnow-:

#GO UNDERCOVER Natasha said #DON’T WORRY PHIL IT’LL BE FUN Clint said #WHY ARE YOU SENDING US TO BUDAPEST? they said

The hashtags are what make this.

Some profanity I'd like to hear more often:

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:47 -0400

aidanturnerfrustration:

tittybasket:

1800chokethath0e:

lucatastrophe:

“For the sake of fuck”

“For shitting out loud”

“For the fuck of God”

“Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”

“I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”

“Fuckwad”

“Cocktard”

“Shitbeak”

“Cuntsteak”

“Dunderfuck”

cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.

These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today

I heard a good one before - “fucktrumpet”

y0rkshire-tea: bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:20 -0400

y0rkshire-tea:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

I can’t breathe omg

frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:28 -0400

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

ifuckedsherlock: hiddles-diddles-my-skittle: bakerstreet-to-ga...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:34:06 -0400

ifuckedsherlock:

hiddles-diddles-my-skittle:

bakerstreet-to-gallifrey:

freakosexual:

reichenfeels:

generalbutton:

cumberbitchsandwich:

han-sulu:

yeah so

i got distracted in driver’s ed

shit

are you fucking kidding me.

woah

when i get distracted

Fucking hell

D: THATS AMAZING

thisbrunetteslife: In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:50 -0400

thisbrunetteslife:

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?

“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:19 -0400

definitelyafangirl:

patruelesfratresomnes:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:16 -0400

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

2stupidnerds: daewrythe: depthz: How uncomfortably humans...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:02 -0400

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

Reblog if you respect Moffat.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:28:30 -0400

lockedin221b:

itsnotfiftyitsfive0:

#YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT STUFF #BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE #A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE NEVER DREW THAT LINE #HOPE THEY’RE PROUD OF THEMSELVES (via trebletea)

mcnivens: i might not be good at maths but i can read gay sex with a serious face

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:28:12 -0400

mcnivens:

i might not be good at maths but i can read gay sex with a serious face

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:25:59 -0400

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

misandrwitch: Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:25:39 -0400

misandrwitch:

Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts

jawshfuckerson: Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin +...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:25:12 -0400

jawshfuckerson:

Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin + Bromance

I ship this so hard it’s not even mentally healthy

“He waits for me to deny it; I want to deny it, but it’s true....

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:24:16 -0400

“He waits for me to deny it; I want to deny it, but it’s true. Even now I can see the flash that ignites her, feel the heat of the flames. And I will never be able to separate that moment from Gale. My silence is my answer.”

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:23:27 -0400

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:12 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

johnwatsonswindmachine: sam-the-sasquatch: pineappledean: kyri...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:19:57 -0400

johnwatsonswindmachine:

sam-the-sasquatch:

pineappledean:

kyriebitches:

myenochianangel:

Too soon?

Little bit. Yeah.

Idk, I’ve had time to adjust

fuckinq: sexcake: does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants me...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:54:43 -0400

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

hebeldesign: #malec #custom #tmi

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:54:29 -0400

hebeldesign:

#malec #custom #tmi