The hashtags are what make this.
- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
I heard a good one before - “fucktrumpet”
help, i can’t stop laughing
I can’t breathe omg
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
i got distracted in driver’s ed
are you fucking kidding me.
when i get distracted
D: THATS AMAZING
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?
“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse