sundancekidallie:

coveredinsnow-:

#GO UNDERCOVER Natasha said #DON’T WORRY PHIL IT’LL BE FUN Clint said #WHY ARE YOU SENDING US TO BUDAPEST? they said

The hashtags are what make this.

Some profanity I’d like to hear more often: 

aidanturnerfrustration:

tittybasket:

1800chokethath0e:

lucatastrophe:

• “For the sake of fuck”
• “For shitting out loud”
• “For the fuck of God”
• “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
• “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
• “Fuckwad”
• “Cocktard”
• “Shitbeak”
• “Cuntsteak”
• “Dunderfuck”

cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.

These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today

I heard a good one before - “fucktrumpet”

y0rkshire-tea:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

I can’t breathe omg

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

ifuckedsherlock:

hiddles-diddles-my-skittle:

bakerstreet-to-gallifrey:

freakosexual:

reichenfeels:

generalbutton:

cumberbitchsandwich:

han-sulu:

yeah so 

i got distracted in driver’s ed

shit

are you fucking kidding me.

woah

when i get distracted

Fucking hell

D: THATS AMAZING

thisbrunetteslife:

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?

“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”

 

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her. 

definitelyafangirl:

patruelesfratresomnes:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

Reblog if you respect Moffat. 

lockedin221b:

itsnotfiftyitsfive0:

#YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT STUFF #BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE #A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE NEVER DREW THAT LINE #HOPE THEY’RE PROUD OF THEMSELVES (via trebletea)